[... okay, so there's basically no chance in hell he's going to have the composure necessary to respond in video. Just. Holy fuck, Rakka? Oh god. She asked for him, oh god. She asked for him first, oh god. She's—she's all mature-looking and it's honestly sort of terrifying but oh god. Help.]
HI. HELLO.
[??????????? IS HE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AND NOT MAKE A COMPLETE ASS OF HIMSELF, WHAT IS THIS]
I'M HERE. EVERYONE'S STILL HERE. THERE'S JUST SOME AGE AND OR MEMORY INUNDATING OUR HAPPY HAMLET WITH RAMPANT SLAPSTICK SHITFUCKERY AND ENOUGH SQUALLING WIGGLERS TO POPULATE ENOUGH SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUSBLOCKS TO COVER A GODDAMN METEOR. I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED SOME PEOPLE WOULD GET THE OPPOSITE END OF THE DEAL BUT I'VE BEEN SORT OF FUCKING PREOCCUPIED WITH MAKING SURE DAVE DOESN'T STICK A PRONGED NUTRITION IMPLEMENT INTO AN ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE POWERING STATION.
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HI. HELLO.
[??????????? IS HE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AND NOT MAKE A COMPLETE ASS OF HIMSELF, WHAT IS THIS]
I'M HERE. EVERYONE'S STILL HERE. THERE'S JUST SOME AGE AND OR MEMORY INUNDATING OUR HAPPY HAMLET WITH RAMPANT SLAPSTICK SHITFUCKERY AND ENOUGH SQUALLING WIGGLERS TO POPULATE ENOUGH SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUSBLOCKS TO COVER A GODDAMN METEOR.
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED SOME PEOPLE WOULD GET THE OPPOSITE END OF THE DEAL BUT I'VE BEEN SORT OF FUCKING PREOCCUPIED WITH MAKING SURE DAVE DOESN'T STICK A PRONGED NUTRITION IMPLEMENT INTO AN ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE POWERING STATION.
[He is making so much sense right now. Wow.]
SO UH
HOW'S BEING AN ADULT.